Retarded, aha.

Me: I'm dating someone else. * referring to a game.
Buttface: I am too. I'm dating a girl.
Me: What's her name ?
Buttface: Daisy..
Me:
Buttface:
Me: Duck...
Buttface: Hahahah.

(Source: staypozitive)

April: * walks in my room, smiling.
Me: * coughs.
April: * disgusted face OMG. * walks away.
Me: :|

Afsrkahairkebskaiacek fucking what the fuck. -___- how am I bitching at you. Wth. I also don’t get how you’re able to sleep through this. Omg….